Saturday, December 3, 2011

FLASHback..

assalamualaikum..oke nie nak cite skit n nak share kot sebenarnye.. oke kte imbas kembali..
due ari lepas aku ad kemas2 then aku terjumpe ketas choral speaking ktorg time 3 intan..sronok jugak
(aku name jer penah masuk choral speaking dri darjah 4..tp x pandai2 BI jugak..patot lah ktorg kalah.. ==')
so ari nie aku nak share bace tau jgan x bace.. :D


note: t = teacher
         g = girls
         b = boys


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THE BETTER ONES

Ring...........
(sound of student talking to one anothers, murmuring and babbling)

G   : Hey! teacher is late!
B   : Yeah, teacher is late.
G1 : Hellooo, who's talking to you?
G2 : Yeah..like..we were talking among ourselves, don't barge in!
B   : Hey! It's a free country... we can speak whenever we want to.
G1 : We thought boys dont speak, they only go..."Hey man..Yo man..derr".
G2 : Yeah, boys are nothing!!
B   : Excuse me, girls are nothing but trouble. What can they do without us...the boys! Dont they know all 
        they do is talk about us, dream about us and gossip...gossip...gossip...
G   : Well, who's gossiping now? Anyway, you boys think you are the answer to our dreams. Our prince    
       charming...sorry brother! We only carry around picture of our mummy and daddy..
G3 : and Ashraf Muslim
G   : oooohhhhh.....
G4 : and John Cena!! Yeah!!
G   :  mmm......
B   : Oh please!! We look better than all your heroes.
B1 : I'm more muscular than John Cena!
B2 : and I'm certainly cuter than Ashraf Muslim.
G  : HaHahahaha keep on dreaming boys!
B   : You're the one who's dreaming. Wake up girls! One day you will marry a guy just like just like us!
G  : Eeeewww....yucks! Marry one of you? That's disgusting!
B  : Disgusting you say? Well...we boys certainly wont't marry any of you girls either! we have more choice 

       than you do. After all aren't there more women than men in the world now?
B1 : Yeah, and Agnes Monica would be my choice!
B2 : My girl should look like Jennifer Lopez. (whistle)
B   : we prefer Liyana Jasmay or Juliana Evans
G   : Oooohhh... What do all these have in common? No brain! Please don't insult us boy! We are better 

        looking than those stars and definitely smarter too. Smart students, mind you!
B   : Oh, smart student, with well-rounded personalities! I bet most of you girls don't even play any games.
B1  : Oooohhh... The sun is too hot!! Isn't it girls?
B2  : So shy 'lah'. Don't want to play 'lah'! The boys are looking at us!
B   : Ah! Girls are silly! They waste time trying to look pretty. They put on inches and inches of make up. 

       some can't even multiple 100 by zero. some can't live without us heroes! Huh, who needs girls!
G   : Hey boys! haven't you heard? the hand that rocks the  cradle rocks the world.Behind every successful 

        man is a woman. Admit it! you can't live without us. Huh! Boys and their ego. In group they act macho. 
       They whistle and tease and call our names. but without their group they are pretty tame. Huh! Boys 
       with their hair. you would think that they have a love affair! They put on tons and tons of mausse 
       dreaming that they look like Tom Cruise!
B   : Whoa! Whoa! whoa! Wait a minute. you girls think you are so clever? in class you pretend to be prim 
       and proper. But out of school it's a different matter. hanging around at the shopping center.
G   : Look's who's talking! isn't that what you boys do? sometimes you behave like monkey in the zoo. 

       Puffing on cigarettes to look cool. A person who think like that is such a fool!
B   : Hey! Who's a fool?
G   : Boys la..na na..na..na..na

oke serius byak lgi malas nk taip da..korg pown da mlas nk baca kan.. so klu rajin 2 be continue..klu x sampai situ jer.. >.<
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